Overheard at Ollivander's Wand Shop

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
06/08/2017 at 10:54 • Filed to: None

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“Be careful of the tip. That’s where the magic happens.”


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > ttyymmnn
06/08/2017 at 10:59

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Coitus...INTERRUPTUS! —Hairy Pooter

Yes, I am 12 years old, thanks for asking.


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > ttyymmnn
06/08/2017 at 11:00

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I wonder how many eye injuries universal has because of this place.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Ash78, voting early and often
06/08/2017 at 11:04

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My wife caught me posting this and gave me some serious shade. “Yes, I’m 13 years old,” I said.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often
06/08/2017 at 11:04

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We knew that, but thanks for sharing.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > My bird IS the word
06/08/2017 at 11:05

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That’s over in the Christmas Story section of the park.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn
06/08/2017 at 11:06

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Funny, I overheard the same thing at Exxxotica Theatre and Gifts on South Stemmons Frwy. the other day.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > ttyymmnn
06/08/2017 at 11:07

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Well now she’s seen my reply and I’ll be labeled as a bad influence on you. Dammit.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn
06/08/2017 at 11:07

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Also, pics and reviews of this trip, please, so I can live summer vacation vicariously through your kids, but also so I can decided whether to take mine.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Chariotoflove
06/08/2017 at 11:10

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It’s a cool place. I went to the Orlando park. If you go, definitely ride the roller coaster in the Harry Potter park. It’s pretty good.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > TheHondaBro
06/08/2017 at 11:11

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Thanks. My daughter will definitely want to do that. She’s all about roller coasters.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > ttyymmnn
06/08/2017 at 11:19

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many are the internet threads related to replacing the word “wand” with “wang” in the harry potter books. The results can be quite humerous.

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the patronus charm being a very special passage.


Kinja'd!!! TheRevanchist > ttyymmnn
06/08/2017 at 11:40

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Gotta put on my butterbeer googles for this one.


Kinja'd!!! Aremmes > ttyymmnn
06/08/2017 at 11:51

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If you replace every instance of the word “wand” with “wang”, it still makes perfect sense.

Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > ttyymmnn
06/08/2017 at 11:54

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I went on the inside tour and was very concerned.


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > ttyymmnn
06/08/2017 at 12:50

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Kinja'd!!! tromoly > MonkeePuzzle
06/08/2017 at 12:50

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Bash.org will never, ever get old.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Ash78, voting early and often
06/08/2017 at 13:05

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MAXIMUS ERUCTO!!!

Your spell has been counteracted...


Kinja'd!!! Leon711 > ttyymmnn
06/08/2017 at 13:05

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Just the tip?


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > tromoly
06/08/2017 at 13:09

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fact. I’ve searched a few favourites for renewed giggles


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > MonkeePuzzle
06/08/2017 at 13:23

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I’m not ashamed to admit since discovering the site ~13 years ago I’ve read every single quote on there, there’s many gems to be found.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > tromoly
06/08/2017 at 13:25

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I.... may have done similar.

a great way to spend the time sitting on conference calls. (ensure your mute is on)


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > MonkeePuzzle
06/08/2017 at 15:25

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Boring college lectures were my Bash reading hours.

The Internet was so different a decade ago. You couldn’t just go to Reddit or Facebook for everything, Digg was king and sites like FailBlog were read by everyone.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > ttyymmnn
06/08/2017 at 23:47

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Kinja'd!!! torque > tromoly
06/24/2017 at 14:40

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Drink more Oveltine!?!